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Buy
Buy $PONSION on the pons launchpad. That is your entire contribution schedule. No form, no advisor, and nobody will ever ring you about your risk appetite.
Fixed supply · Robinhood Chain · launched via pons
Ponsion
The first meme pension.
Hold $PONSION. Collect $PONS. Forever.
See how it works
Drops are automatic.
There is nothing to claim.
0Fixed supply
0Trading fee
0Routed to holders
∞Retirement age
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01 / How it works
Nobody runs this. It runs itself.
Every trade pays a 3% fee in ETH. It piles up in an escrow that cannot be spent on anything else. Anyone can poke the distributor contract, which swaps that ETH into $PONS and pushes it out to every holder at once.
The contract has no owner and no admin key, so there is nobody to trust and nobody to ask. No staking. No claiming. Nothing to click.
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Traders
People buy and sell $PONSION. Every trade pays a 3% fee, made up of a 2% creator tax and a 1% base, collected in ETH.
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Fee escrow
2.7% of all volume lands here in ETH and simply builds up. There is no other door out of it.
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Anyone pokes it
Any wallet can call
poke()with a list of holder addresses. They submit addresses only, never amounts. A 1% bounty makes it worth someone's time, so it keeps getting called. -
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The distributor
No owner, no admin key, verified source. It claims the ETH, swaps it to $PONS behind a price guard, reads every holder balance directly on chain, and refuses to run at all unless the submitted list covers 97% of supply. Then it sends $PONS pro rata and pays the caller their bounty.
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Your wallet
$PONS arrives. You did not sign anything, claim anything or stake anything. You just held.
Never paid, never counted
The LP pool, the burn address, and the contract itself. They hold supply but they do not receive $PONS, so nothing leaks back to the project.
A bad list is rejected
The contract checks the submitted list against on chain balances itself. Whoever pokes it is never trusted, only paid.
1,000,000,000Fixed supply
3%Trading fee
2.7%Of volume to holders
1%Caller bounty
97%Coverage floor
NoneOwner or admin key
02 / The fund
Every dot is a holder.
The disc is packed the way a sunflower packs seeds. It widens as wallets join and thins from the rim when they leave, so the shape itself is the holder count.
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Holders
One dot, one holder
Unclaimed fees
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Collected but not yet pushed out. Held by the distributor, plus our share still sitting on the curve.
Distributed to date
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Swapped into $PONS and sent straight to holder wallets, pro rata, since launch.
Converted to date
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Total ETH the distributor has swapped into $PONS across every poke.
Volume, last 24 hours
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Every buy and sell on the curve, counted on its ETH leg. 2.7% of it routes into the fees above.
Preview figures
Live numbers switch on at launch
03 / The plan
Three steps. Two of them are
doing nothing.
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Hold
Keep it in a wallet you control and go about your life. Every trade anyone else makes routes 2.7% of that volume into the fund while you sleep.
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Collect
The distributor swaps the fund into $PONS and sends it straight to your wallet, pro rata. Your pension cheque, on chain, cashed by nobody but you.
04 / Benefits estimator
Model your retirement.
Drag the sliders. The cheque updates. This is an illustration, not a promise. Payouts track real trading volume, and volume is a fickle, moody thing.
100K20M
$25K$10M
1 yr40 yrs, a full career
volume × 2.7% × 99% after bounty × your share of supply
A modest but dignified retirement.
Per day$0
Per month$0
Per year$0
Over your horizon$0
05 / The board
Managed by people who have already retired.
The Chairman
Chief Doing Nothing Officer
Has not opened a spreadsheet since 1998. Holds. Naps. Holds again. Widely considered the finest performer in the fund.
Margaret
Head of Conviction
Six monitors, one teacup, zero sales. Bought the bottom by falling asleep on the keyboard and has never publicly confirmed otherwise.
The Draw
Distribution Committee
Every epoch the cage turns and everybody wins, which makes it the least suspenseful bingo night in recorded history.
06 / The archive
Life after work.
Drag to browse the brochure.
07 / Questions
Reasonable concerns.
Is this a Ponzi?
No. Ponsion. Entirely different letters.
The honest version: rewards come from the 3% trading fee on $PONSION, not from new deposits paying out old ones. Nothing is promised and nothing is guaranteed. If trading volume dries up, payouts shrink toward zero. That is the actual risk, and we would rather you heard it from us.
Do I have to do anything?
No. That is not a feature we are underselling. It is the entire product. Hold the token in a wallet you control and $PONS arrives on its own.
What if nobody pokes the contract?
Anyone can, and the 1% bounty means somebody usually will. If nobody ever did, the ETH would just keep building up in escrow until somebody finally did. It cannot be spent on anything else and it cannot be withdrawn by us, because there is no us to withdraw it.
Can whoever pokes it cheat?
They submit addresses, never amounts. The contract reads the balance of every address itself, on chain, and throws the whole thing out unless the list covers 97% of supply. The caller is paid for the gas and the effort, not trusted with the maths.
What is the retirement age?
Whenever you feel like it. There is no vesting cliff, no early withdrawal penalty and no letter from the state.
What actually is $PONS?
The token of the pons launchpad on Robinhood Chain, the platform Ponsion launched on. Ponsion is an independent community token that pays out in $PONS. It is not issued, endorsed or operated by pons.
Can I lose money?
Yes. Comfortably and quickly. This is a meme token with no revenue, no product and no floor. Tokens can be volatile or lose all value. Never contribute more to the fund than you can afford to set on fire.
Retire early. Or at least look like you have.
Enrol on ponsYour wallet submits every transaction. Ponsion does not custody assets.